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kitchen-enthusiast
fvckthisreality

Deadpool. Isn’t. A. Hetero.

fuckyesdeadpool

estimatey

“Deadpool is as straight as a pole in a strip club.” 

Yeah, okay, buddy. Have you ever actually picked up a Deadpool comic? 

atlasoftheclouds

fake geek boys

thatfeministkilljoy

Dudebros love to make Deadpool into Their Guy but in reality, like in actuoal canon, he’s pansexual, a csa survivor and not the kind of person who would be shitty and racist/sexist/etc. Like it’s true, they are fake geek boys.

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delina91
thesnadger

I will, until I am blue in the face, defend any adult’s right to enjoy whatever silly, all-ages thing they like without being hassled for it.

But there’s a flip side to that right: As adult fans it is absolutely our responsibility to make sure our enjoyment of that thing does not interfere with a minor’s ability to enjoy the same thing in a safe space.

That means putting warnings on fics that have adult themes, that means not posting porn in the main tags, and it absolutely positively means not having any inappropriate interactions with minors you meet on this website, even if it’s their idea.

This is the basic price of admission every adult has to pay for entry into an all-ages fandom.

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glumshoe
glumshoe

I used to wear a chainmail shirt to elementary school. The teachers never knew what to do about it because there was no section in our dress code forbidding medieval armor.

docincredible

… Where does an elementary school child get access to an actual shirt of chainmail sized properly for them?

glumshoe

Growing up as a historical reenactor meant that my parents are friends with lots of people who make chainmail. My godsister received a real rapier in fourth or fifth grade, so our unsupervised outdoor playtime was… formative.

shinigamililly

omg sooo much fun… Did you ever hear… “Be careful, you could poke an eye out with that?” Or did you have the masks? I knew someone who made chainmail once long ago, That shit is heavy. And did it keep you from being bullied? I think I might have to consider writing a character like that? Are you M/F? OMG that’s just fabulous!!! I just can’t get that out of my mind. I just wow.

glumshoe

Mostly we stomped around in an old growth forest and got ourselves out of whatever trouble we got into, so there weren’t many people around to tell us not to climb trees with a sword at your hip.

The chainmail definitely didn’t protect me from getting bullied, but I found the weight of it strangely comforting - I sleep with a weighted blanket now and it’s much the same feeling. I’ve always been pretty androgynous.

rogue skills
glumshoe
glumshoe

I used to laugh at superheroes who wear domino masks and aren’t recognized, but like… I wore a shitty domino mask to two conventions and took selfies with people who follow my blog and know what I look like and they didn’t realize it was me until I tagged them later.

scereyaha

If you part your hair differently and wear eye-liner or glasses, you would be surprised how many people actually don’t recognize you.

glumshoe

I came out to my classmates in Morocco by showing up to a nightclub dressed as my alter-ego, Margo. Contact lenses, bangs, makeup, feminine clothing… it helped that they’d been drinking, but it took a long time before anyone recognized me. If I’d worn a wig I’m not sure they would have at all.

bijoumiliving

Afrocentric Wheel of the Year

spiritroots

An anon asked me if there is a way to celebrate the Wheel of the Year in an Afrocentric way, and it inspired me! I guess I just invented a new set of holidays?


What are Kwanzaa & the Nguzo Saba?

Kwanzaa lasts for seven days from December 26 to January 1. Each day, one’s family does different activities together to honor each of the seven principles of Kwanzaa, which are called the Nguzo Saba. These principles are focused on celebrating and encouraging an Afrocentric way of living by a connection to black identity, values, and culture in a positive way that supports oneself and one’s entire community.

The reason why I believe it makes sense to celebrate the Nguzo Saba as different holidays throughout the year is that Kwanzaa isn’t meant to be about one week. It’s meant to be about inspiring a connection to one’s African roots and heritage that lasts all year long! Each holiday in this Afrocentric Wheel of the Year will focus on a different principle of the Nguzo Saba culminating in Kwanzaa at the very end, bringing them all together in one.

Days of the Afrocentric Wheel of the Year

You do have to be of African descent to celebrate Kwanzaa (and this Afrocentric WOY) but you don’t have to be African. The Afrocentric WOY is inspired by Kwanzaa, an Afrocentric, Pan-African holiday for anyone of African descent designed to help those of us in the global diaspora connect with African values, language, culture, and spirituality.

I’ve included a basic overview of each day of the WOY. They correspond to the Wiccan sabbats, but they are not called “sabbats” to be inclusive of anyone who wishes to celebrate them whether they practice magic, witchcraft, or neither. Underneath the ~ read more ~ line, I’ve added lists of altar ideas, mundane activities, and magical/spiritual activities for each day!


UMOJA: United as One

Date: February 1st
Corresponds with: Imbolc
Season: Beginning of Spring
Color: White
Symbol: Cowrie Shells

Nguzo Saba: Umoja (Swahili), Unity (English)

To strive for and to maintain unity in the family, community, nation, and race.


KUJICHAGULIA: A Fresh Start

Dates: March 20-23th (depends on year)
Corresponds with: Ostara
Season: Spring Equinox
Color: Blue
Symbol: Arrow

Nguzo Saba: Kujichagulia (Swahili), Self-Determination (English)

To define and name ourselves, as well as to create and speak for ourselves.


UJIMA: Strong Beginnings

Date: May 1st
Corresponds with: Beltane
Season: Beginning of Summer
Color: Green
Symbol: Wawa Tree Seed

Nguzo Saba: Ujima (Swahili), Collective Work & Responsibility (English)

To build and maintain our community together and make our brothers’ and sisters’ problems our problems and to solve them together.


UJAMAA: Working Together

Dates: June 20-23rd (depends on year)
Corresponds with: Litha/Midsummer
Season: Summer Solstice
Color: Dark Red, Maroon
Symbol: Bowl of Fruit

Nguzo Saba: Ujamaa (Swahili), Cooperative Economics (English)

To build and maintain our own stores, shops, and other businesses and to profit from them together.


NIA: Dreaming with Purpose

Date: August 1st
Corresponds with: Lammas/Lughnasa/Lugnasad
Season: Beginning of Fall (first harvest)
Color: Bright Red
Symbol: Axe

Nguzo Saba: Nia (Swahili), Purpose (English)

To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness.


KUUMBA: Black is Beautiful

Dates: September 20-23rd (depends on year)
Corresponds with: Mabon
Season: Autumn Equinox (second harvest)
Color: Yellow
Symbol: Comb

Nguzo Saba: Kuumba (Swahili), Creativity (English)

To do always as much as we can, in the way we can, in order to leave our community more beautiful and beneficial than we inherited it.


IMANI: Faith in Each Other

Date: October 31st
Corresponds with: Samhain & Halloween
Season: End of Fall (last harvest, end of the year)
Colors: Rainbow (all colors together)
Symbol: Yams

Nguzo Saba: Imani (Swahili), Faith (English)

To believe with all our hearts in our people, our parents, our teachers, our leaders, and the righteousness and victory of our struggle.


KWANZAA: A Joyous Time

Dates: December 25th-January 1st (1 week long)
Corresponds with: Yule/Midwinter
Season: Winter Solstice
Colors: Red, black, and green
Symbols: Kinara (candle holder), mkeka (straw mat), mazao (crops), muhindi (ear of corn), kikombe cha umoja (unity bowl), zawadi (gifts), mishumaa saba (seven candles)

Nguzo Saba: All seven (one for each day of Kwanzaa)


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glumshoe

space elbows

noctem-mouse

This is what occurs when an octopus is born into a mortal human body.

glumshoe

You should have seen me when I was in circus training. My party trick was folding myself into drawers and tiny cabinets and then unfurling when people walked into the room.

thebibliosphere

So this is where my ability to move my joints went. Ship, you fiend, give me back my joints.

torathar

Ship is stealing all of our joint mobility, you fucking monster!!! Pls have mercy my joints ache.

glumshoe

if we fuse we could have normal human joint mobility

glumshoe
vampireapologist

Something about working in Wildlife and natural resources in general is there’s always someone who is absolutely fine working outside in like a category four hurricane, tornado coming down the road, lighting striking a nearby tree, acting like they don’t notice.

And I’d accept them and ignore their apparent death wish if not for the fact that this type of person ALWAYS is also the type of person who thinks they’re the normal one.

Tornado sirens will be going off and I’ll be like “looks like we have to call it a day”

And they’ll be like “we’ll……I mean if YOU want to go in just because it’s storming I guess we can put off this work but that’ll make it a hassle later…”

And everyone else is like you know what’s a bigger hassle

Being Dead

sinistercoffin

This is the guy who wants to finish measuring the stream when there’s literally a wildfire approaching and the firefighters are trying to evacuate us.

I’ve met this guy. I hate him.

vampireapologist

GOD YEAH!!!!

gallusrostromegalus

XKCD Got You Covered:

glumshoe

Most people killed by lightning strikes are, you guessed it, employed in natural resources and related outdoor fields.

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